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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

MySpace.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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