You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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snooki

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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