- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your girlfriend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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