What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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