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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What's a joke? Funny

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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