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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I regret everything.....

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A man killed himself.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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