- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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