- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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