- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The NBA and womens sports

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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