Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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no pun intended

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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a ab

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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