- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Title IX

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Poop

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Elizabeth Warren

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Nickleback.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Your sex life.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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