hi dave

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Women's rights.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Anti Joke

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