- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

the redsox

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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