Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Jovan

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Anti Joke

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