What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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haha

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were you expecting a joke

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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