What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Anti Joke

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