- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Where's my baby??

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Bacon is delcious.

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