Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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