What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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