- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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