- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

My love life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

womans having rights.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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