- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

This statement is false.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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