Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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