- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

I once did something.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

The Earth is a nice place to live.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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