- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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