- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Womens basketball

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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