- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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