Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Lindsay Lohan

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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