- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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