- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Vagina cream... end of story

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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