If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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10inch nice

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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