- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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