- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Black people.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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