a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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think twice or at least think

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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