- Anti Joke

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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