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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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