- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Your dads dead. lol

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

you suck

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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