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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

People...

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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