Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Anti Joke

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