Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A train poops its pants.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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