Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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