Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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