Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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