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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

A kid has no friends.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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