- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Koalas mum is a slut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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