- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Elizabeth Warren

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Tim and Eric

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Cheese

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Dumb

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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