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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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