- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

British Dentistry

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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