- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Guess what? Holocaust

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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