- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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